socialistchampagne:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

It’s awe-inspiring.

imthedad:

this photo will be circulating like 50 yrs from now

karensdisciple:

haveitjoeway:

swagmage420:

haveitjoeway:

Breaking news: 20 year old man still takes bubble baths

I am sorry but it looks like ur calf and thigh are stuck together by their skin and its creepin me the hell out omfg

Don’t make fun of my webbed limbs

Joe the mermaid.

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

image

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house